Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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