toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My vagina is officially offended.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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