Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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