Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
