we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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