We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just googled if crying burns calories
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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