I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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