I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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