I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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