That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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