And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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