stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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