We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
