I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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