I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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