I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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