No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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