Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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