My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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