i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The struggles of a small town man whore
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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