ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
