Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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