I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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