waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I could fuck to npr.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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