I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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