Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
