Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I want to make a zoo with you.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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