dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Sext me about skeletons
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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