Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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