that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Who died my cat blue again?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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