i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We had sex on a dog bed..
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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