whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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