how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
i think i just lost a toe
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
