I'm going to jail i love you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
he shaved USA in his pubs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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