is your mom at the bar?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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