I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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