He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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