life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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