what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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