Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
a search helicopter?!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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