Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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