We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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