i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
seriously i just wanna be friends
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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