so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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