it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Randomize
