I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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