They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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