Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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