All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
