idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you win again, gameday.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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