I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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