Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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