STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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