You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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