i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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